Wednesday, August 27, 2008

How to reject a rejection letter.

Dear MicroCineFest,

Thank you for your letter of September 22nd. After careful consideration, I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to accept my short films for your festival.

This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually large number of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising field of candidates, it is simply impossible for me to accept all refusals.

Despite Mr. Cyzyk’s outstanding qualifications and previous experience in rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet my needs at this time. Therefore, I will be honored to have my films in your festival this November. I look forward to seeing you then.

Best of luck in rejecting future applicants.

Sincerely,

Max Friedenberg

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